day = new Date()
hr = day.getSeconds()
if (hr == ("1"))
tag=("hello")  
if (hr == ("0"))
tag=(""SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."")
if (hr == ("1"))
tag=(""Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"")
if (hr == ("2"))
tag=(""A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy."")
if (hr == ("3"))
tag=(""A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light."")
if (hr == ("4"))
tag=("&#34;Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs.&#34; - <i>Glaser and Way</i>")
if (hr == ("5"))
tag=("&#34;Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.&#34;")
if (hr == ("6"))
tag=("&#34;Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.&#34; - <i>Laurent Gasser</i>")
if (hr == ("7"))
tag=("&#34;Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk&#34;")
if (hr == ("8"))
tag=("&#34;Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.&#34;")
if (hr == ("9"))
tag=("&#34;A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation...&#34;")
if (hr == ("10"))
tag=("&#34;When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.&#34;")
if (hr == ("11"))
tag=("&#34;When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.&#34;")
if (hr == ("12"))
tag=("&#34;The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.&#34;")
if (hr == ("13"))
tag=("&#34;When the going gets tough, upgrade.&#34;")
if (hr == ("14"))
tag=("&#34;A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.&#34;")
if (hr == ("15"))
tag=("&#34;A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.&#34; - <i>Murphy's Laws of Computing</i>")
if (hr == ("16"))
tag=("&#34;The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.&#34;")
if (hr == ("17"))
tag=("&#34;A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it's like to get wet.&#34;")
if (hr == ("18"))
tag=("&#34;If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.&#34; - <i>Weinberg's Second Law</i>")
if (hr == ("19"))
tag=("&#34;Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.&#34; - <i>Bill Bulko</i>")
if (hr == ("20"))
tag=("&#34;Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I.&#34;")
if (hr == ("21"))
tag=("&#34;If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.&#34;")
if (hr == ("22"))
tag=("&#34;... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.&#34; - <i>Robert Firth</i>")
if (hr == ("23"))
tag=("&#34;If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.&#34;")
if (hr == ("24"))
tag=("&#34;System Error: press F13 to continue...&#34;")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("&#34;My computer NEVER loc&#34;")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("&#34;Who is this &#39;General Failure&#39; and why is he reading my disk?&#34;")
if (hr == ("26"))
tag=("&#34;hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY?&#34;")
if (hr == ("27"))
tag=("&#34;I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs.&#34;")
if (hr == ("28"))
tag=("&#34;System Error: press F13 to continue...&#34;")
if (hr == ("29"))
tag=("&#34;A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.&#34; - <i>Murphy's Laws of Computing</i>")
if (hr == ("30"))
tag=("&#34;Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.&#34;")
if (hr == ("31"))
tag=("&#34;File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)&#34;")
if (hr == ("32"))
tag=("&#34;When all else fails, read the instructions.&#34; - <i>L. Iasellio</i>")
if (hr == ("33"))
tag=("&#34;The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.&#34;")
if (hr == ("34"))
tag=("&#34;Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.&#34; - <i>Christopher Thompson.</i>")
if (hr == ("35"))
tag=("&#34;It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.&#34;")
if (hr == ("36"))
tag=("&#34;My copmuter is going to die on January 1, 2000. Can you teach me how to add and spell again?&#34;")
if (hr == ("37"))
tag=("&#34;&#39;INSERT DISK THREE&#39;? But I can only get two in the drive!&#34;")
if (hr == ("38"))
tag=("&#34;Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?&#34;")
if (hr == ("39"))
tag=("&#34;See daddy? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.&#34;")
if (hr == ("40"))
tag=("&#34;C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.&#34;")
if (hr == ("41"))
tag=("&#34;Hey! It compiles! Ship it!&#34;")
if (hr == ("42"))
tag=("&#34;I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.&#34; - <i>Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943</i>")
if (hr == ("43"))
tag=("&#34;640K ought to be enough for anybody.&#34; - <i>Bill Gates, 1981&#34;")
if (hr == ("44"))
tag=("&#34;Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.&#34; - <i>Popular Mechanics, 1949</i>")
if (hr == ("45"))
tag=("&#34;Everything that can be invented has been invented.&#34; - <i>Charles H. Duell, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899</i>")
if (hr == ("46"))
tag=("&#34;DOS never says &#39;EXCELLENT command or filename.&#39;&#34;")
if (hr == ("47"))
tag=("&#34;Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.&#34; - <i>Bill Gates</i>")
if (hr == ("48"))
tag=("&#34;What does the Start button do - isn't the computer already running?&#34; - <i>A Win95 user</i>")
if (hr == ("49"))
tag=("&#34;&#39;Intel Inside&#39;: The world's most widely used warning label.&#34; - <i>Jim Hopper</i>")
if (hr == ("50"))
tag=("&#34;Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.&#34;")
if (hr == ("51"))
tag=("&#34;Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...&#34;")
if (hr == ("52"))
tag=("&#34;Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...&#34;")
if (hr == ("53"))
tag=("&#34;Hardware: the part of the computer that you can kick.&#34;")
if (hr == ("54"))
tag=("&#34;640K ought to be enough for anybody.&#34; - <i>Bill Gates, 1981&#34;")
if (hr == ("55"))
tag=("&#34;Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.&#34; - <i>Popular Mechanics, 1949</i>")
if (hr == ("56"))
tag=("&#34;File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)&#34;")
if (hr == ("57"))
tag=("&#34;File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)&#34;")
if (hr == ("58"))
tag=("&#34;Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?&#34;")
if (hr == ("59"))
tag=("&#34;Everything that can be invented has been invented.&#34; - <i>Charles H. Duell, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899</i>")
text=("Random Computer Quote:<br>")
document.write(text)
document.write(tag)